Distracted SUV driver goes into the drink

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"A woman talking on her cell phone lost control of her car and crashed into the guardrail of a downtown Portland bridge, then plummeted into the Willamette River below."

A few lacerations and some hypothermia, apparently. Based on averages, I'm guessing she's learned nothing from the experience, and will continue to gab behind the wheel of a behemoth vehicle.
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  • Re: Distracted SUV driver goes into the drink

    Mon, September 26, 2005 - 4:14 PM
    My room-mate is 23 years young and smart as a whip, but betrays her lack of guile by questioning aloud why it's illegal to cell-yack whilst aiming a motorcar in CA. I nearly did a spit-take when she unloaded that.

    Anyone whose mom has ever lectured them or read the minutes whilst hurtling down the road should know why excessive yakking of any sort and car-cars don't mix.

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